See Glenn Reynolds, Laff Riot, in which Amy Welborn takes note of Instapundit Glenn Reynolds in a photoshopped I Had An Abortion t-shirt.

Since having fun with abortion is on the Instapundit agenda, wouldn't it be even more cute for Glenn to wear a t-shirt that says,

"When she told me she was pregnant,
I told her to get rid of it."

Although that doesn't speak for men like Michael, who was featured in an article in the June 2004 Psychology Today.

Michael's funny t-shirt would say:

"I've had an abortion.
It seeps into the unconscious and always stays with you."

Or Tripp, who was featured on the Dr. Phil show in September 2003.

Tripp could entertain his pals with a t-shirt that says:

"I had an abortion.
Now I have erectile dysfunction."

Or could a dedicated humorist fit these stories onto one t-shirt if he used the front and the back?

I don't know. There are so few clever photoshoppers, and there's so little time.